Zombie Apocalypse: 10/07/3000 4:37

     The pickup broke down outside an old, old, mansion; so, naturally, we went inside. As we pushed the doors open, one fell down, though the other was just in need of some WD-40. When we stepped inside, we found one ghoul poised to attack. Luckily, we shot it. We will stay here for the night and leave in the morning.